Shout outs!!!
If you're not listed...sign the guestbook and bitch, kay?

My so called friends
.·.·.·:::Friends:::·.·.·.

·:|:·Ian·:|:·aka Gernhardt...Yea it is!!! Haha, Joe Joe the Homo! I don't stand up for the pledge. - You have to. - No I don't. - Yes you do. - No. I don't. Are you sagging? - No. *pulls pants down to edge of boxers* Now I am. - Actually, that looks pretty hot... - ARE YOU HITTING ON HER?! - No.... Yummy...biohazard...mmm...

·:|:·Ian Galloway·:|:·aka Mullet Boy and Kid with the teeth...OASIS!!!! I miss our midnight talks! :( Yea, those 4 hour phone calls really are great! Jennifer Donkey Punch. "I'm gonna make you stay in my basement all summer so you don't get a tan!!" 101 ways to make love...yea, we've done em all! This is the kama sutra of anti-sex! Haha. How long have you been in line? Over 3 years? Yea...hehe, sorry about that. Mardi Gras beads! "Jessica, life is an extreme sport for you...wear a helmet everyday! Knee pads might be a good idea too...." My shirts keep getting smaller I swear!!! I'm sorry for breaking your voice mail!

·:|:·Brittany·:|:·Camping sucks ass! We woke up wet!!!! AGH! The tent was SO about to fall down! I need lighter fluid!!! Go find sticks!! Glow in the dark e. Coli!!! Haha! Our pig's name is Babe!! Look at her nose!! AWWW!!!
ORGASMM!!!!
O-organization
R-reproduction
G-growth and developement
A-adaptation
S-stimuli
M-maintain homeostasis
M-metabolism

·:|:·Lorin·:|:·You are looking really hot today! Haha. OWWW!!!! I'm not wearing a bra today!!! That hurts! Hercules!!!

·:|:·Britt. B·:|:·*sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Haha! Mrs. Minner rocks!!! Haha!!!

·:|:·Kate·:|:·aka Ming Ming the Chinese whore...CHOIR BUDDY! 1st sops RULE! BOY!!!! Feel my butt...feel it. OOHH! My boobs smell like that boy! I can sing bass! Haha...we've got a lot of testosterone in here! God rest ye merry gentlemen! Chicago was...err...fun! NO RISSA! DON'T ASS RAPE US!! Where DID your lipstick go?! HARRY POTTER! The reindeer tried to eat me!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I'm a kitty! Knee porn! Haha!

·:|:·Andrew·:|:·Bouncy balls! Do you have this in a womens size 9? JCPenney. Jewelry stand. Escalators are FUN! Don't jump over the car!! DON'T JUMP OVER THE CAR!!! I told you not to jump over the car... I'm gonna make my kid wear this EVERYDAY! Mr. Yeagar's a pot head...

·:|:·Lauren·:|:·aka Skoog...Ghost World...mhmm... GREAT movie!! Boycott Lauren World It takes leather balls to play rugby! Brad Pitt is SO hot!! Can I wear your pants? Yes, Lauren, you can have my children. The spoon is not real. I wanna be an atheism when I grow up! Bet you can't leg lift 200 lbs!

·:|:·Cassie·:|:·aka Cass...GO FOR THE GOLD! VOTE GOLDSTEIN!! Haha...that kinda sucked! Will you go out with Myuterus? That sign tried to kill you! Jamie Berry is sick!!! Can I ride with you Mr. Berry? Tube Socks!! Anti-gone. Rugby for 6 hours...FUN!!

·:|:·Pam·:|:·aka Spam, Pamula, etc...BEWARE OF THE DRYERSHEETS!!!

·:|:·Lauren, Cass, Pam·:|:·YOU STOLE MY CYCLE!! I hate the communal uterus! SPANDEX!!!

·:|:·Mel·:|:·Dude, you gotta draw pubes on our penis! OUR PENIS NEEDS PUBES! FOUNTAIN!!!! Why are you wearing pants under that skirt? Yea, we're having sex on the table, right now.... "Two of my boobs makes one of your guys's..." --Melzie It didn't hurt THAT bad... OUR PENIS IS GONE!!!!

·:|:·Cozzy·:|:·Wanna see our penis? No sex on the playground!!! FOUNTAIN! Wanna tattoo? Kerry, don't laugh! She's in pain!!!! THEY SANDED OFF OUR PENIS

·:|:·Melzie·:|:·Happy now? Say watermellon...FROOT LOOPS!! You're cut off now. ROCK ON!! *Hairy arm pit lady* I'm your shadow! Kivvie! Rachel, we need another dollar for a picture. Dude, look at my nose...it looks all messed up. Swing Fights!!! You're my sissy!! You hit me in the neck with your whip! "What do you need gel for?" COURTNEY! YOU KILLED SUZY!! Two of mine makes one of yours...*sigh*

·:|:·Jana·:|:·Get your drivers liscense at Wal-Mart? IT'S NOT ROLLING!!! NO!!!!! DON'T LET IT ROLL!!! Bunny serve!! What shapes can you make? Do you like Peyton Manning? How about Bill Cosby? Have you ever given Richard Simmons as a gift?

·:|:·Amy·:|:·What's wrong with your eyes? AND THIS!!! AND THIS!!! My contact is acting weird... Bunny serve!! What shapes can you make? Do you like Peyton Manning? How about Bill Cosby? Have you ever given Richard Simmons as a gift?

·:|:·Chel·:|:·What colour is my tongue? Red... definitely red. Our family is so fucked up! Meow FUCKING DOUGHNUT!! MOCK ME?! YOU FRIED CYCLOPS!! Bob Dylan kicks ass! Sparkelers are much more fun when you stick them in football helmets! You burnt my eye!! Drugs are bad kids...mmmkay... Pee Pee Boots!! Piss dog!!!!